Just The Two Of Us, by Hysterectomy

Just The Two Of Us

by Hysterectomy

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1.	Toddler Trotter 02:40	lyrics	buy track
"look at me jump" daisy said, promptly stacking it on the hurdle jenny looks on in disgust at the abomination she created after a few too many double blacks a long head and backwards knees, hair right down her spine "i guess this is what happens when you ride a stallion" a scheming woman jenny gets a plan "you will be a champion" and cracks a can 12 hours a day daisy is at her limit "c'mon you can do more" "mummy please i hurt all over and im tired" "dont make me get the spurs!" against all odds they let her compete - the Melbourne cup preparing herself in the back of the stables practicing the open gate jenny comes and sticks her in the neck with a needle full of roids heart pumping the shit right through her system pupils dialating, jaw grinding "now you're ready" the gun lets off and daisy gains a staggering lead but now its neck and neck last corner tradegy misstep, compound fracture mum is hysterical referees are called "yuck thats fuckin gross" first aid comes in the shape of an over under mandable and gray matter are spewed on the grass
2.	Grandmas Hands 03:33	lyrics	buy track
How lovely Watching her toss the bread on the water as if there were ducks floating How the wind lifted her golden locks, certainly a creature worthy of the lord Striding over he holds out his flyer Such a beautiful smile, cross swinging in the light "Hi, my name is Frank and this is my church, why don't you come inside for Sunday mass?" Graciously Rose takes the paper, fingers grazing his, Frank sweats and pops a stiffy. Back inside he dons his robes - ready for the service Shitty crackers and horrible goon Looking at the wafer he sees her sweaty wrinkles and goes weak at the knees "How can I go on like this?!" Chastising his throbbing cock Full mast jutting out his slacks "JESUS CHRIST!" he yells, wine spilling everywhere "Forgive me lord for I have sinned" "Guide my path, please show me the way" Later down the local RSL Bingo nights on Franks favorite day of the week Leering at the pensioners Out the corner of his eye he sees Rose staggering to the bathroom, she slips over "OH MY FUCKING GOD" He rushes over and tries to help, Frank spots something sticky on the floor as he approaches, The smell hits him much too late - can't slow down He slips on her diarrhoea until his head meets porcelain The last thing he ever feels is her hand on his head Frank explodes in his pants, consigning himself to hell
3.	The Nameless Terror 02:36	lyrics	buy track
A sun arises to the north where stone crumbles and the heavens afire a descent of beasts, of flesh and flame slowly bending the elder king’s will insane They march into onslaught, felled friends and foe amass the sea of green flows now red as burning pyres are stacked it is here his kin are fallen, the west swallowed by an ocean engulfed with shame, stifled his flame, he retreats ne’er to be awoken Earth splits an abyssal form, hewn from stone undying his scorn solemnly waiting for his master’s call resting in these blackened walls Five millennia entombed below, as anger grows renewed drums of war shatter these desolate halls NOW RISE Aimless and broken, the door never opened, this vestige of horror traipse clutter clatters, sword and shield batters an ancient enemy awaits atop the bridge stands he, no mere man of grey Accursed utterances he commands to keep the flame of udun at bay alas the stone gives way for he has met his match unwilling to fall alone his snare is cast and his quarry is latched
4.	Wake Up Jeff 04:09	lyrics	buy track
"Fuck! This stupid bloody thing! Please just shut the fuck up!" Cracked screen 3% battery, late as fuck - he has to go Just another day for Jeff Woke up in the car It's everything he has left Black slacks, his sad smile Six months later and no reprieve Devastated Divorce papers The house, the boat Extortionate child payments "Maybe it's a fresh start, maybe I can be me, Maybe it's about time that I stop pretending, Maybe today's the day that I talk to Dave, Maybe I can be brave" Sputtering, coughing, check engine light comes on Broom broom chugga chugga fuck this car Walking to work he's late as fuck again and reprimanded, Jeff's final warning Make-up trailer, studio 4, flick on the lights, open the door Out comes Dorothy "Oh my God he looks really good today, That green is doing it for me, Hey Dave would you like to make fruit salad, I've peeled a banana here just for you" Dave's stares back at Jeff with a big toothy grin Overwhelmed, he falls down WAKE UP JEFF He cops the sack for sleeping on the job Jeff sees Lachlan slipping on a purple shirt "Yeah mate go ahead just jump in my fucking grave" CUNT Retreating to the basement Hours later Dave meets him there "I come bearing gifts" Bic lighter, blackened spoon, brown baggie Tying up together Plunging together Eyes rolling back Heavenly smack A cough and a wheeze and it's all over Anthony's screams are heard Everyone rushes down Clutching his cold clammy skin "Wake up jeff!"
5.	Just The Two Of Us 02:36	lyrics	buy track
Right on time at the 7:15 mark, Outside is still dark, Dead of winter and the air is sharp, 13 minute walk to the train, And despite the rain you make up the time Your clan hair smells so great, Closing doors – take your seat Watching you is like a waking dream, I cant wait for tonight Backtrack to the house, You left the gate unlocked, Sliding open the lounge room window I’m met with a sickening sight How the fuck could you do this to me With this ugly mug? You’re not deserving of her love How do you fail to see That she’s supposed to be with me Creaking floorboards Torn open draws Stocking and lace Some souvenirs Hitting the fuse box Switch it all off but the lights Swinging open door, her keys fall in the bowl Softly pattering down the hallway to her bedroom Taser to the neck, falling down, choke her out, She meets her demise with my improvised ligature I always knew we were meant to be
6.	Bathing In Fermented Intestinal Seepage 02:18	info	buy track
7.	Pathogen 02:26	lyrics	buy track
A peak of insanity His mind has been lost They call him the Master Psychotic abomination With genius intelligence A corruption of humanity Consuming all Monstrous experiments on the impure Infecting the ignorant No need for consent No room for failure No filter for disgust A mutating virus Purifying the gene pool one by one Purging the human race Forced evolution to unify the wasteland A mutating virus Infecting the ignorant Purging of the human race Monstrous experiments Pure genomes A perfect species The corruption of humanity The master race The superior human The master race has been born Pure genomes A perfect species The corruption of humanity Purging of the human race A peak of insanity.
8.	Tiny Sausage 02:27	info	buy track

about

Slam / Deathmetal band from Newcastle Australia.

Members:
Zac Bergholtz: Vocals
James Buckman: Guitar
Jesse Crichton: Guitar
Kieran Smith: Drums
Callan Bodley: Bass

credits

released March 5, 2024

Music: James Buckman, Jesse Crichton
Lyrics: Zac Bergholtz
Lyrics by Ashleigh Dinnery (Pathogen )
Album art & logo by Wong Sinting Death Artwork
Recorded and Editing by James Buckman
Mixing and Mastering by Ryan Huthnance at Emissary Studios